Internets

Internets
Now I know why Cat doesn't especially like letting us on the 'net. Both of us were gaping. Apparently our boyfriends… Well… They apparently have obsessive fans… That make them a pairing.

"You have GOT to be kidding me." I said, a hand over my mouth. Shock filled my sapphire eyes, so I shut them. Not like I wanted to see the image, anyways.

"This… This must be what Cat meant about fangirls being dangerous." Aerith sighed, running a hand through her brown bangs.

"Yeah… And it seems that they can do worse too. Should we just shut this off or are you-" My hand hovered over the keyboard of Cat's laptop.

"Curious?" She finished for me. We both had the expression of 'I know we shouldn't… But …' on our faces.

"A… A fan-fiction or two couldn't hurt… Right? I mean, it's Cat's PC, so if worse comes to worse… Blame the author?" I said with an awkward smile.

"But… wouldn't she kill you if you-" She started, her green eyes beginning to fill with concern.

"She has some of this stuff in her faves already…" I interrupted grimly.

"O-oh… Right…" Aerith sighed in startling realization. Our author likes ANYTHING well written.

So we searched the pairing name in several incarnations. Some of the stuff we found was actually pretty… Cute? Is that really the right way to word it? I mean… They're our boyfriends for crying out loud! We SHOULDN'T like this stuff! Then I got quite an unusual question from the pink-clad girl sitting next to me.

"So… Does this mean that… We're a pairing too?" She asked ever so innocently.

"… I have a BAD feeling about this…" I said. I exited out of the window of FireFox as I heard steps on the floor above and laughter coming from none other than our boys and our almighty author.

"So… what now? Will she notice?"

"Of COURSE she'll notice. I doubt she's ever visited those deviations… I don't think she's searched for the pairing before…" I slid the laptop back to where Cat left it and Aerith and I moved to the kitchen.

"But her faves-"

"Found in the clubs she submits to." I said quickly.

"Good morning you two." Cat said, her arms crossed. Her expression made the both of us jump.

"G-Good morning Cat!" Aerith greeted.

"Hi." I said.

"Why were you two on my laptop?"

"Told you she'd notice." I said.

"El, answer the question." She said sternly.

"We… We wanted to see the internet." Aerith said innocently. "And we found… Uh…"

"Oh… You came across THAT pairing." Cat gestured to the other room, where Zack and Cloud were talking to each other.

"… Yeah…" I said, a bit embarrassed.

"It's okay. BUT, if either of you value your status as 'just friends' you had better not put ideas in my head~"

"Wh-what!?" Aerith nearly screeched.

"CAT!! I swear-!! If you dare do that I'll-!" My face turned redder by the minute.

"Kill your author with no-where to run?" Cat said with a smirk.

"Ugh…" I sighed feeling defeated yet again. We should have NEVER ventured onto that thing called 'internet'.